Krypto just cant control herself

For those of you who live in the city and have always wondered what the phrase the deer in the headlight look is all about, well be prepared to be redneckucated! I will be your farm boy instructor with quite a bit of experience in this area. Everyone knows Kal-El (Clark Kent) was raised on a farm in Smallville. I have unfortunately hit three deer with different cars while living in Smallville. The common thread in each of these cases was that they occurred at night. Normally during the daytime you will never see a deer near a roadway because they can easily see your vehicle and recognize our gas guzzling intrusions to there world. At night however when deer see a bright light, they tend to freeze in there tracks. Immanent danger can be a breath away and they will stare at those two bright lights that are approaching them. They can't help themselves or get themselves out of harms way, they just have to stare and stare and BAMMMM, well you get the picture. How, might you ask does this apply to Krypto. Well Krypto is the deer(and not a very smart one) and the headlights is the window or our family blog that she just can't control herself looking at. We told her and several of you in Blog Land told her how psycho she was for blog stalking our blog and the comments section of so many of Lois's friend's blogs. You would think the warnings that were being yelled at her from all sides would break her glaring stare at those headlights but NOOOOOOO she continues in her detrimental behavior. Lois has now privatized our family blog and ohhhhh the anguish this is going to cause Krypto. She loves focusing on the lives of others and ignoring her own family. I still vividly remember Krypto sitting on the couch for hours on end watching A Wedding Story and A Baby Story while the kids and I went about our daily lives. I just wonder what shes going to do at work now because we all know it wont be for what shes paid to do. Oh yeah she will continue to stare at those other headlights from all the stepmom blogs that Lois has established any contact with. So for all those of you who this applies to get ready for the continuous glaring stare of Krypto to be on your blogs.