Krypto just cant control herself

For those of you who live in the city and have always wondered what the phrase the deer in the headlight look is all about, well be prepared to be redneckucated! I will be your farm boy instructor with quite a bit of experience in this area. Everyone knows Kal-El (Clark Kent) was raised on a farm in Smallville. I have unfortunately hit three deer with different cars while living in Smallville. The common thread in each of these cases was that they occurred at night. Normally during the daytime you will never see a deer near a roadway because they can easily see your vehicle and recognize our gas guzzling intrusions to there world. At night however when deer see a bright light, they tend to freeze in there tracks. Immanent danger can be a breath away and they will stare at those two bright lights that are approaching them. They can't help themselves or get themselves out of harms way, they just have to stare and stare and BAMMMM, well you get the picture. How, might you ask does this apply to Krypto. Well Krypto is the deer(and not a very smart one) and the headlights is the window or our family blog that she just can't control herself looking at. We told her and several of you in Blog Land told her how psycho she was for blog stalking our blog and the comments section of so many of Lois's friend's blogs. You would think the warnings that were being yelled at her from all sides would break her glaring stare at those headlights but NOOOOOOO she continues in her detrimental behavior. Lois has now privatized our family blog and ohhhhh the anguish this is going to cause Krypto. She loves focusing on the lives of others and ignoring her own family. I still vividly remember Krypto sitting on the couch for hours on end watching A Wedding Story and A Baby Story while the kids and I went about our daily lives. I just wonder what shes going to do at work now because we all know it wont be for what shes paid to do. Oh yeah she will continue to stare at those other headlights from all the stepmom blogs that Lois has established any contact with. So for all those of you who this applies to get ready for the continuous glaring stare of Krypto to be on your blogs.

Crazy Passengers

I was in San Francisco airport waiting for my plane arrive so I could go to work spreading joy and happiness by giving out cokes with a smile. My crew and I are waiting at gate 31 for our plane to pull up to the gate. We were scheduled to work 2:30 flight to San Diego. The 1:00 flight to San Diego was delayed until 2:15 and supposed to go out of gate 31 as well. If you do the math you know that we were not going to leave on time. There was an open gate at gate 21 so they changed our gate assignment from gate 31 to 21. Mass hysteria and pandemonium pursues. People come out of no where asking us whats going on. Ummmm They just said flight 1600 is now going out of gate 21. Hmmmm now the person standing behind that person comes up and says "which gate is 1600 going out of ?" Arggggg gate 21. This happens a few more times before we make our way to gate 21. I guess there hearing doesn't pick up the PA system or it's just my super hearing that allowed me to hear the three announcements that were made about the gate change. We relocate to gate 21 and take our post waiting for our flight to arrive. Out of the corner of my eye I see this elderly man and his wife making a bee line for us(we are in uniform which means please come yell at me). He is in a blue jumpsuit with a bucket hat and a mustard stain on his left cheek. He is carrying two bags and asks why the hell didn't they make an announcement about the gate change. I politely inform grumpy old man that actually they made three announcements. GOM says no they didn't and I politely state again they made three announcements. GOM takes the lords name in vain and states he wants to make a formal complaint because he had to walk all the way down to 31 and then had to walk back to 21. San Francisco doesn't have a PA system that goes throughout the concourse it is only in the gate area. With this information it tells me GOM was not in the gate area and the mustard stain on his cheek and the reeking onion breath indicates GOM was at the deli eating and then went to the gate at the last minute and learned his flight was now going out of a different gate. What GOM thinks is his flight has already left and in reality it still had not arrived at the gate. I had enough of GOM and pointed him in the direction of a gate agent and told him he would take his complaint. It's a good thing GOM didn't sit in my section and during the flight one of my crew members said that GOM hadn't stopped complaining since he got on the flight. All in a day of the life of a flight attendant

Kal-El goes to school

Lois and I visited yet another college campus and applied for admission. This is the third university I have applied to and definitely Lois's favorite. I have become really excited about going back to college. The past eight years flying around the country has been fun, but if you can imagine flight attendants really don't have to think on the job. It is a job of repetition with the only difference of new passengers on each flight. The only time we have to think on the job is when we are confronted with a drunk , upset or crazy passenger. The only outlet we have to promote brain activity is reading, sudoku, crosswords or talking to your crew. I know what your thinking, what about talking to the passengers. There is a certain limit to the number of times you can answer the questions "Is this your normal route", "How many flights do you typically work a day" or my favorite "Where are you based?" That limit was reached 5 years 163 days ago on a flight between Chicago and St. Louis. If you read this please please never ask a flight attendant these questions. I have truly enjoyed flying for the past eight years and this job will give me the opportunity to go to school full time mon-thur and work full time as well. It has been so long since I have attended college I am starting over from the beginning. I have always regretted not finishing college the first and getting my degree in criminal justice. Hopefully I am older wiser and will be a little more focused the second time around. This time I wont be chasing any wild women around or attending any wild parties. What I do remember about college is how it teaches you to think for yourself and opens your mind to new possibilities. I truly enjoyed going to classes, studying, learning new things and even running across campus to make your next class. I'm actually in better shape this time around so I wont be so winded when I arrive on time instead of late. I still remember the how dare you enter my classroom late look from the same professor each week. This will be one of my greatest challenges and I am so lucky to have Lois beside me, who believes in me and supports me. In the past I have stood beside every one else and supported them. I have been a rock to so many people but in the past the only person I truly had to lean on was my mother and unfortunately she passed away right before I met Lois. Having your mother stand behind you is one thing, but to have your spouse and eternal companion stand behind you (pushing when needed) beside you as your equal and sometimes out in front taking on the evil forces that would bring you down is a definition of what true love, respect, trust and admiration is. I am a better man for knowing Lois and I look forward to taking on new challenges not alone but united with my wife and my best friend.

Sinister doings of Krypto

Krypto is at it again. Thinking she is hidden behind the defenses of her computer she uses her diabolical ingenuity to blog stalk Lois Lane and all her cyber friends. Krypto is obsessed with the lives of Kal-El and Lois Lane and even risks being caught while at work executing her evil plan. However did she know that Lois and all her cyberfriends know what she's up to and are tracking her every move. Even though Krypto's actions may seem harmless to some, they have affected Lois. To learn that someone who doesn't have your best interest at heart has been stalking you and reading every comment and thought you have left as advise and comfort to those you cherish is to say the least discomforting. What is the point of stalking your ex-husband's new wife and the life she has built is a question many of you might ask? There are no answers that will make sense when you are dealing with some one that is as mentally sick as Krypto. She truly has issues that need to be addressed by professionals. Kal-El has stopped trying to understand Krypto and just waits for the newest plan to unfold. Lois on the other hand struggles with the intrusions Krypto makes into her and Kal-Els life but some day she will come to the same conclusion that Kale-El has. That is to realise that Krypto will continue to behave in this fashion until she seeks the help of a psychologist and receives therapy. Krypto will not change until she realises the destruction she leaves in her path and really wants to change for the good.

Origins

Kal-el - Husband to Lois Lane. Father to Supergirl and Superboy. Ex-husband to Krypto. Works as a mild mannered flight attendant. Lives in Metropolis. Strong resemblence to Christopher Reeves . Prefers his contacts to wearing his glasses due to the constant comments "You look like Clark Kent." Lives a very active life style that includes snowboarding, hiking, golf, lifting weights and running. He adores Lois Lane and loves her and his children.

Lois Lane - A beautiful short and feisty eternal companion of Kal-El. Stepmother to Supergirl and Superboy. Loves Supergirl and Superboy as if they were her own. Has a strong dislike of Krypto. Lives in Metropolis with Kal-El and also works as a flight attendant. Met Kal-El at work after Kale-Els divorce from Krypto and fell madly in love with him.

Supergirl - Daughter of Kal-El and Krypto. Looks like Kal-El. Loves Kal-El and Lois Lane and wants to live with them in Metropolis. Very tender hearted and tries so hard to please every one. Splits time between Metropolis and Smallville.

Superboy - Son of Kal-El and Krypto. Is very energetic and loves super heroes. He likes splitting time between Metropolis and Smallville. Provides a lot of comedic relief for the family. Loves to watch football and basketball and going to games in Metropolis.

Krypto - Ex wife of Kal-El. Has remarried to Sucker. A financial time bomb, a pathological liar, devious, manipulative and extremely jealous of Kal-El and Lois Lane. Lives in Smallville with Sucker, Superboy, Supergirl and the entrapment child(see Sucker's bio).

Sucker - Married to Krypto. Stepfather to Supergirl and Superboy. Overall a good man that was manipulated into a loveless marriage by the ultimate evil woman's ploy "I'm Pregnant!" Just as he was working on getting back together with his ex wife. His marriage is falling apart due to the same self destructive behavior Krypto had in her marriage to Kal-El.